THE DA VINCI CODE, THE MOVIE
The New York Times recently reported that makers of the movie version of "The Da Vinci Code" are under pressure from the theocons: "Studio officials have consulted with Catholic and other Christian specialists on how they might alter the plot of the novel to avoid offending the devout. In doing so, the studio has been asked to consider such measures as making the central premise - that Jesus had a child with Mary Magdalene - more ambiguous, and removing the name of [secretive Catholic conservative society] Opus Dei." What's your opinion?
"This is a sad day for organized crime--religion ! I meant religion !"Darleen Edwards, Writer
"As an Irishman, I think whoever's behind this should be found and punished, if it isn't us."Ted Daniels, Gym Teacher
"See, this is exactly the sort of thing that pisses off House, M.D. each week."
Clark Bender, Cook
"Why visit some overcrowded movie when you can spend your time at the Our Lady Of Fatima Grotto and Fireworks Stand, located just five minutes off I-90 in scenic Onida, SD?"
James Jackson, Motel Manager
"Theocons of the world, unite ! You have nothing to lose but those incredibly tacky gold chains you wear."
Terry Jenner, Nurse
"Whatever dangers the Vatican may face, I am confident that the strong leadership of Her Majesty the Queen can handle any challenge."
Sam Bolton, Banker
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