GARLIC ASKS ABOUT THE FIRST GORE-TEX DEBATE
Locked in a deadheat, the Boston debate between Al Gore and George W. Bush might very well have determined who will be our next president. What do you think?
"The high point of the evening for me was when Moderator Jim Lehrer told both candidates, 'I'm right, you're wrong, end of discussion.'"Ted Daniels, History Teacher
"We needed that debate so the candidates could get to the heart of their carefully rehearsed opinions on a list of pre-selected topics."
Darleen Edwards, Pianist
"Sorry, didn't get to it. I was watching "The World's Most Dangerous Scooter Accidents in Bikinis, Part Eight."
Clark Bender, House Painter
"The debate was an invaluable way to see just how different these candidates are. For example, on the issue of the death penalty, Bush supports it, while Gore is strongly in favor."
Terry Jenner, Taxidermist
"I think Mr. Bush was most eloquent when he said, 'Let me be perfectly clairvoyant on my ax cut plan. We'll pile the garage higher.'"
Robert Duncan, City Planner
"A free and open debate such as we have witnessed is absolutely vital if we are to maintain the illusion of American participatory democracy."
James Jackson, Accountant
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